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A member of the original Founding Fourteen teams in 1993, and one of only 3 franchises that have been in the league all 30 seasons. The East Coast Surfers have appeared in a record 9 championship games winning it all in 2007, 2010, and 2011. 

The Wizards are one of the original Founding Fourteen teams in 1993 and began their existence using the name DR. A, before becoming the Wizards. One of only 3 teams to have played in all 30 seasons, the Wizards have been in 5 championship games, winning 3 times (2004, 2012, 2016).

Joined the league in 2005 and almost immediately made an impact, even when occasionally using autodraft. Winner of a record 5 championship games (2013, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020) despite having the most lame team name and absolutely no team logo. 

A member of the original Founding Fourteen teams in 1993 and winner of 4 championship games (1993, 1995, 1999, 2001). Largely irrelevant this century. Left the league after the 2018 season, whereabouts unknown. Rumors persist that the owner is now a Florida Man.  

The 69ers did manage to win the championship once (1997). Left the league after the 2017 season. Whereabouts unknown. The team owner was last seen fishing on the Delmarva coast. 

Stromboli's Steamrollers joined the league in 19??, exact year unknown (many classified league documents have been stolen and are possibly located in Mar-a-Lago).  The Steamrollers have been in 4 championship games, winning 3 times (1996, 2006, 2009).

One of only 3 teams to have played in all 30 seasons and a member of the original Founding Fourteen teams in 1993 under the name Fart Men. They later became The Sphincters and then finally Bare Butts. "Yes", they had a theme going. We didn't ask questions. Despite having appeared in 6 championship games, the Bare Butts can only claim one championship as their own (2000).  

Raven Maniacs - Boob Kings - GFish - Gray Matter - Bru Crew Avalanche

And a tradition that will be revised ... the mid-season gatherings to spend trade monies on beer, wings, and more. The crushed can trophy? Doubtful. It had a good run though.